why i don't capitalize

i've received so many emails asking me the same exact thing. "kafka, why don't you capitalize?" well besides the fact that i'm a dog and i have a tough time using the shift key, i believe that like all creatures, all letters are equal. why should one letter stand out over the others. every letter is part of the whole. i hate the elitism that so many humans exhibit when they give preferential treatment to some letters. fuck that. we are all equal. you, me and all the letters.