he won

so the big guy won his election. big deal. he can't even fit inside of doors now, his head is so freakin big. he sits on the phone talking to all those other bigwigs, thinking he is one of them. well i have some news for mister big. it doesn't matter if he is an elected official with a four year term. it doesn't matter that he is a progressive fighting for the right to party. it doesn't matter that he is now one of seven people who can decide to build affordable housing or a rec center here in faux bavaria. what matters is that his lap is still warm and he finds time for me to put my long runny nose in it. and so far he seems to understand this.