chew chew chew chew

i'm not referring to the sound of a train with bad spelling. i'm on a chewing, you know, teeth, binge. chewed some dvd covers the other day. still eating anything paper. ate a plastic spiderman action figurine. you should have seen the big one's face when i shat it out. you know i can't pass up crayons, especially the crayola brand. not sure why i'm doing it. do you know why you do anything? motivations are always a mystery to me. and even if you think you know your motivations more than likely it is a self deceptive excercise.

so my advice to you is to just chew. do what comes naturally. don't worry about the repurcussions because chances are you'll pass it soon enough. and if crayolas are your vice just imagine the pretty colored excrement that your actions are creating.