pet blogs suck

so as a dog i'm a pack animal by nature. pack meaning social. and of course like any self-respecting dog there is almost nothing i like more than hanging with the gang and terrorizing the neighborhood. on the rare occasion that i can sneak out of the house i like to find willy, fido and brutus and wander around aimlessly. if we see someone walking they better look out, because we are the baddest dogs in the hood. you know we'd never hurt anyone, unless they look at us askance. thankfully they usually see us coming and get out of our way.

so back to the topic at hand and enough of the macho bravado. so the other day i was surfing the world wide web and i came across a story on salon about pet trends that suck. the author talks about pet blogs. not blogs written about pets, but blogs written by pets. wink wink nudge nudge. i hate that kind of shit. i followed some of the links that this author gave us and ms. rolnick is right on. i've never really looked for pet blogs. they suck. "today i sucked on my toes" today, master played ball with me for two whole hours. aren't i the luckiest dog in the whole world?" "he brushed and pet me for an hour while he watched america's most wanted. i love my master." fooey. banal pet blogs secretly written by the big ones suck.

but the good part of this is that it just shows how unique my blog is. i might be the only pet blog actually written by a dog. that is why the salon article didn't mention kafka. that is why max the retriever didn't respond to my emails. all the other pet blogs are shams. pet blogs are written by people or really really stupid dogs.